Larry Elder channels Ted Kennedy (yikes!)

The (blue) State of the Union address
by Larry Elder

I suppose if Al Gore or Ted Keddedy wrote speeches for Bush, this would have been the SOTU address last Tuesday night.
Here's how it starts and ends to give you a taste:

"My fellow Americans, I am evil.

I only care about rich people, and rich people only care about other rich people — unless, of course, your name is Kennedy. In fact, it is misleading to say that I only care about the rich. I truly only care about Republican, white, Christian males who are rich...

...I would recommend impeachment, but then you'd just get Cheney. I would go to my White House bedroom and kill myself, but then you'd just get Cheney. Oh, if only I hadn't been born. But then, as my daddy used to say, if a dog's butt were square, he'd poop bricks.

Thank you, and G-d bless."

Some conservatives aren't too happy with Bush's speech. Robert Novak wonders about "The Real Bush?" here.