Monday, November 20, 2006

What makes a *Racist*??

Hey, Kramer, no one's laughing The unstoppable Fred from Texas:
Someone finally had to say it, might as well be me.

How many are actually paying attention to this?

There are African Americans, Mexican Americans, Asian Americans, Arab Americans, Native Americans, etc. and then there are just Americans, that would be ME!!

You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction.

You call me “White boy,” “Cracker,” “Honkey,” “Whitey,” “Caveman” and that’s OK.

But if I call you, Nigger, Kike, Towel head, Sand-nigger, camel Jockey, Beaner, Gook, or Chink, you call me a racist, why is that??

You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you, so why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live?

You have the United Negro College Fund, you have Martin Luther King Day, you have Black History Month, you have Cesar Chavez Day, you have Yom Hashoah, you have Ma’uled Al-Nabi, you have the NAACP and you have BET.

If we had WET (White Entertainment Television) we’d be called racists, if we had a White Pride Day you would call us racists, if we had White History Month, we’d be called racists, if we had any organization for only whites to “advance” their lives, we’d be called racists.

You have a Hispanic Chamber of Commerce, a Black Chamber of Commerce, and then we just have the plain Chamber of Commerce.

If we had a college fund that only gave white students scholarships, you know we’d be called racists.

There are over 60 openly proclaimed Black Colleges in the US, yet if there were any “White colleges”, they would be labeled as racist colleges.

In the Million Man March, you believed that you were marching for your race and rights, if we marched for our race and rights, you would call us racists, or worse.

You are proud to be black, brown, yellow and orange, and you’re not afraid to announce it, but when we announce our white pride, you call us racists.

You rob us, carjack us, and shoot at us, but when a white police officer shoots a black gang member or beats up a black drug-dealer running from the law and posing a threat to society, you call him a racist.

I am proud of MY race, just as you are of yours, but you call me a racist.

Why is it that only whites can be racists?

Do you suppose hypocrisy could have ANYTHING to do with it??

Assimilation Problem

Tough subject. At least it seems like we're making some progress on affirmative action.

Have you met Chappelle's Niggar family? Or the black white supremist? Uncomfortably hilarious.

How about his racists on a plane...

Update: Kentucky Fried Movie:

Update #2: Kramer gone wild:


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