McClellan out...Bauer in.

So Scott McClellan has finaly called it quits. I have boundless admiration for anyone who serves in that role... especially in a Republican administration, but it was time for him to step down.

As far as replacements go, Blogs 4 Bauer has an idea...

Top 10 Changes Jack Bauer Would Bring to the White House Press Corps:

10. Positive stories about Bush increase 145% in his first hour alone.
9. Five moles weeded out of press corps by Bauer.
8. Ask a stupid question; get hooked up to the sensory deprivation device.
7. Podium replaced with bullet-proof barrier with gun ports.
6. All press conferences last an hour, with all tough questions coming at 45 minutes past the hour.
5. By the end of a press conference, a minimum of 34 people would have been killed.
4. "No comment" replaced by "We don't have time for that question".
3. Gary Bauer mistakenly showed up to a press conference, once.
2. All comments will be yelled.
1. Blogs4Bauer starts to live-blogs press conferences.

The Left sure isn't happy to hear anything nice said about McClellan as he departs.

Michael Wolff lays into Scott in this month's "green" issue of the lib rag Vanity Fair. (ughhhh...more Clooney)

If not Bauer, will it be Tony Snow...vote here.

Personally, I'd be checking to see if Ann Coulter is available.

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