More timely re-post...It's Valentine's Day at The Onion...sort of.

Bryce Brant loves the idea of his wife.

"...It's an eternal question, this mystery of 'What is love, after all?' I can say this much: I can't imagine being without her, or someone like her.

She's the person I've shared my life with. I'd really hate to lose her in some sort of a hypothetical divorce or unexpected-death scenario. That would be a living nightmare to deal with. If that counts as love, then yes, I love my wife very deeply..."

PT (my wife) needs to read this...I'm an incurable romantic compared to Mr. Brant!