More timely re-post...It's Valentine's Day at The Onion...sort of.
Bryce Brant loves the idea of his wife.
"...It's an eternal question, this mystery of 'What is love, after all?' I can say this much: I can't imagine being without her, or someone like her.PT (my wife) needs to read this...I'm an incurable romantic compared to Mr. Brant!
She's the person I've shared my life with. I'd really hate to lose her in some sort of a hypothetical divorce or unexpected-death scenario. That would be a living nightmare to deal with. If that counts as love, then yes, I love my wife very deeply..."