Thursday, November 02, 2006

'Democrat gains this year are going to fall far short of the historical average'...

Jihad Is Fun! Vote Democrat!Ann Coulter - Jihad Is Fun! Vote Democrat!
... Despite the precedent of big wins in midterm elections for the party out of power - especially in a sixth-year midterm election - something is depressing the Democrats' popularity with Americans this year. I suspect it's the perception that many of them are Democrats.

But instead of recognizing that the Democratic Party is a dying party, falling far short of its due historical gains, any gain by the Democrats will be hailed as a crowning mandate for the party that wants to lose the Iraq war, shut down Guantanamo and stop spying on Islamic terrorists on U.S. soil.

Even a dying party has death throes. If Democrats win a slight majority in the House or Senate, Americans will get shrill, insane leadership of the nation in time of war.

Democrats can't not be crazy. They will instantly set to work enacting a national gay marriage law, impeachment hearings, slavery reparations and a series of new federal felonies for abortion clinic protesters. The only way to get Democrats to focus on terrorists would be to convince them that the terrorists are interfering with a woman's right to choose or that commercial jetliners exploding in midair are a threat to America's wetlands. ...


The only way to get Democrats
to focus on terrorists
would be to convince them
that the terrorists are interfering
with a woman's right to choose


... As millions of lunatic Muslims plot to murder Americans, some Americans - we call them "Soccer Moms" - will cast a vote to save Michael J. Fox this year. In the process, they will put all Americans at risk by voting for a frivolous, dying party.
Awesome.

Shocker... Democrats don't like Ann.

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